I saw that I was at a milestone. This is my 400th post. While 97% of you wish I would just shut up, it's that other 20% I post for.
This being my 400th post, and being the pompus-ass I am. I am going to use this post to shamelessly promote my Gathering coming up at the end of July. For those of you who are still undecided, Oh come on man. Where, and when else are you going to be able to drive your piece of crap Mercury Capri on a race track.
Come on, lets be honest here, most of you are afraid to go because you don't think your car is "pretty" enough. Let me make this as simple for you as I can. My car is the prettiest! There, now that you now know that the spot is taken, maybe the rest of you won't worry about a fashion show.
This is a rare opportunity. If you are lucky, you will be able to do it more than oncein your lifetime, but why wait. I know that I have plenty of times fantasized about driving on a race track. Folks, fantasys do come true.
Where else are you going to be able to see over 30 Capri's in one place, possibly even 50 cars or more if everyone shows up. We are trying to get some corporate sponsership this year, so the Bag-0-Crap should be outstanding this year. Just coming for the B.O.C. should be worth it.
Roo-sport and I are even working on getting a famous art company to do a rendition of the Capri for the T-SHIRTS exclusive to us.
Then an opportunity to picnic in one of the most beautiful parks in the world. where we will be raffling off some great aftermarket parts, and giving away door prizes. Heck, can you imagine being able to get a pair of clear corners without having to pay an arm and a leg.
Now for our friends who help us keep our cars running, and for anyone else who would like some exposure. We need some help this year financially. So for your contribution, we will put your website on our t-shirts. If you have any other things that you would like to donate to the cause, it is so much appreciated.
Come on folks, it takes YOU to make this a successful Event. Each and every one of you. Our cars are becoming extinct, lets not go without a fight.
And now I would like to thank the Academy, my Math teacher, my car, my Irony professor, ...........