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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on August 29, 2003, 11:50:00 AM
OK guys, let's get this years Midwest Capri Rally going.  The meet will be in KC, MO.  I have heard at least 5-6 guys already coming.  I will be staying at the Holiday Inn that is close to Worlds of Fun if anybody else wants to stay there.  We should probably be able to get a group discount if so.  Maybe we can have shirts made up too, I heard something about buttons somewhere else, we'll we have to out do that!    (http://tongue.gif)      (http://smile.gif)      j/k
 
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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on January 21, 2004, 09:12:00 PM
"OK guys, let's get next years Midwest Capri Rally going."

Aight it is now "next year" and we need to start planning because if anybody else is like me, you will procrastinate planning for anything  (http://smile.gif)   We are shooting for the end of June for the meet again.  I think maybe we need to go out for lunch and possibly head over to Worlds of Fun for the afternoon.  Last time I was up there, I saw two Capri's in the parking lot, top down, and one had a custom leather job done.  Puuuurrty....Anyway, just a heads up for anybody around that area.  I'm in Omaha, NE so if you are north of me and want to meet in Omaha and then head down there that will be fine too.  I will be taking both my Capris hopefully if my Father wants to drive my silver one.  FYI.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: CapriTypeR on January 22, 2004, 08:18:00 AM
When you guys get a date and place nailed down for sure, be sure to post it.  I may be willing to show up with (maybe) 2 of our Capris, if we can find a decent hotel nearby!

-----Russ
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on January 23, 2004, 12:08:00 AM
Hey Russ-
   Me and my fiance Sara stayed at the Holiday Inn by Worlds of Fun.  Great hotel of course, mosy Holiday Inns are.  I guess it would be kind of nice if at least a few of us were at the same hotel for meeting reasons.  Plus then if we decide to go to W of F then we'd be like .5 mile from there.  Exact place and time are being thrown around so send any input to me or post it here for everyone to see.  Last year about 5 of us showed up.  Which was more than I thought would.  I'm guessing this year to be even bigger and better.  See ya.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on February 16, 2004, 10:33:00 AM
Just wanted to get this fresh in everyone's minds.  This will come up fast.  Try and make your plans now.  The date will be tentatively June 26-27th  2004.  Any ideas are always open.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: capri303 on February 16, 2004, 04:40:00 PM
How far is this place from michigan? I want to go, but I'm not sure if I want to drive that far. I'm about 3-4 hours from Chicago.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on February 16, 2004, 08:58:00 PM
The last meet was in KC, MO and we had about 5-6 Capri's show up.  I expect 5-10 this year or more, hopefully more.  I am trying to communicate with Dean (SCCA Race Car Capri) and a few other owners in that area for another scenic meeting place.  I can't, for the life of me remember what the name of the park was that we gathered at last year.  It would be a little drive for you, but Mark Hendricks is from up close to Chicago and made it last year.  I'm thinking possibly an afternoon at Worlds of Fun also.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: CapriTypeR on February 17, 2004, 09:16:00 AM
Not to mention, I'm from the Chicago area (Island Lake) and I plan on coming down.  Hope to bring 2 cars with me, but we'll see.  If Ya want ,Capri303, I could meet you somewhere near Chicago, and we can "Caravan" to the meet!

----Russ
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: capri303 on February 17, 2004, 04:21:00 PM
We could do that. 2 Razzi Capri's cruising! I just don't want to be driving all day to get there. I work Monday - Friday, 8 to 5. If the meet is Saturday I guess I'll be driving all night Friday.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on February 18, 2004, 09:06:00 PM
This is one of the reasons for planning sooo early.  Take that Friday or Monday off!   (http://smile.gif)   Live a little, you deserve it  (http://graemlins/big-wink.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: capri303 on February 19, 2004, 12:41:00 AM
Would be nice if I got more than 5 days off a year.... I'll figure something out. When are you planning on leaving the Chicago area Russ?
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: CapriTypeR on February 19, 2004, 09:41:00 AM
Haven't figured out details yet.  And I hate to disappoint you, but the Razzi-kitted car probably won't be going.  It got smacked up a couple months ago, and she is still sitting in the barn, waiting for some attention.  But I still hope to bring at least 2 Capri's!

----Russ
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: capri303 on February 19, 2004, 05:03:00 PM
Then mine should stand out from the other Capri's. Not a problem to me.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on February 19, 2004, 05:32:00 PM
I have the Erebuni Kit on my NA so you won't stand out by yourself.  (http://graemlins/big-wink.gif)    (http://tongue.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on March 11, 2004, 08:55:00 AM
So who's a go so far for the meet at the end of June in KC, MO?  I'm trying to spark interest so we can all make our plans.

  Another time we could meet before then, I know Dean with his SCCA Capri race car will be racing down close to Glenwood NE at the Mid America Motorplex I think in April which is coming up real fast!  I will be down there regardless but I'm inviting anybody else down there to cheer him on and see what his car is all about.  I will get specifics posted when I have them.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: capri303 on March 11, 2004, 09:44:00 AM
Would anyone be interesting in having a meet in Indiana somewhere? Somewhere like Indy or north... I'd like to meet up with some other Capri owns, but I don't want to drive all the way to Missouri. Depending on who wants to go we could even meet around Chicago or Southwest Michigan. Just wondering...
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on March 12, 2004, 04:11:00 AM
Aug 28th in Freeport Ill.  

The Third annual Mid America Capri Gathering.  

Currently the largest, longest running gathering of Capri Convertibles in the country.  

(the last part cracks me up)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on March 12, 2004, 08:52:00 AM
Hey what about Cedar Rapids?  400 miles isn't really that far but if anybody would want to meet there instead in August...pwweeease.  I don't know how set you are guys are on that location is why I am proposing it.  I hope that you guys can return the favor and make it to the KC, MO meet that I put together?  I hope to have my cloth top and my Konigs put on before either meet.  Ohhh this is getting me exited...
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on March 24, 2004, 01:34:00 PM
Edited my first post,  BUMPITY BUMP
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on May 18, 2004, 07:46:00 AM
OK this meet is coming up quick.  I have about 5 confirmations through the Yahoo Capri Group.  A few guys will be traveling about 7-9 hours to get there so that's some dedication if you ask me.  As soon as I have the address of the specific meeting place I will be posting it.  I have set aside emails of interested parties that want info when it comes in.  If you would like to be included just drop me an email to pmpsht@2nerfixx.com Thanks!
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: racerk3 on May 27, 2004, 06:35:00 AM
So can I still come even though my Capri is a faded, 150,000 mile commuter car?
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on May 27, 2004, 10:29:00 AM
YES of course!  My XR2 is by far a show car.  Fast yes, show no.  I am really surprise at how many people are going to be showing up.  Maybe bigger than the 3rd Annual meet in Freeport, which I am still seeing if I can attend.  About 10 interested parties including Dean and his SCCA Capri have confirmed the trip.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: racerk3 on May 27, 2004, 11:58:00 PM
I'll probably go to the Freeport gathering.  Cedar Rapids is a looooooong drive fron Kankakee, Illinois.  As many times as I've had to go to MAM with the race bikes, I have nightmares of Iowa deer in the night!
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on May 28, 2004, 12:56:00 AM
Trust me I don't like Iowa either.  Well, I hope you can come but if not it's cool, you'll have fun at that other meet too.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: racerk3 on May 28, 2004, 06:51:00 AM
Need more time and money... (http://graemlins/big-sad.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 08, 2004, 04:55:00 PM
Alright, whoever is coming at the end of this month to the KC meet I would start making hotel reservations and not wait till the last minute.  I'm terrible about that.  (http://smile.gif)   More than likely we will be at least meeting and having lunch at a local Sonic and then we will have our drive from there.  I will probably be going to Worlds of Fun on that Sunday unless we all want to meet up again which might be fun to find another place to have a good cruise.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: darqueyes on June 08, 2004, 08:58:00 PM
I'm going to try to make it this year, but I probably won't know until the last minute.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: CapriTypeR on June 08, 2004, 11:02:00 PM
Cory-
One more time for us Sloooowwww people.  EXACT date and meeting place (perhaps an address that I can Mapquest), as well as time to meet.  What are the plans for the meet so far?
So far, I think we MIGHT make it!

---Russ
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 09, 2004, 05:42:00 AM
Sonic
1115 EAST BANNISTER ROAD
KANSAS CITY, MO 64131


I will be staying at either the Holiday Inn off of Parvin Road by Worlds of Fun or the Fairfield Inn in the same area.


Holiday Inn
7333 Ne Parvin Rd
Kansas City, MO 64117
USA


Fairfield Inn
8101 N Church Road Kansas City, MO 64158 USA
1-888-236-2427


I think around 12 noon will be the meeting time at the Sonic, but it's tenative because some people are driving a good distance.  Positively it will be around 11:30-1:00 though.  I will be posting this info up on my Capri site also.

And exact date is June 26th and possibly 27th depending on when people have to head home or whatever.

   :cool:
 
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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: darqueyes on June 12, 2004, 09:59:00 AM
Ok so far it looks like I'll make it.  So those of you that are planning on getting a hotel.  What nights are you reserving?  I can only afford 1 night, and I have a 10 hour drive, so I'll be sleeping in the car one night for sure.  So which should it be Friday or Saturday.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 12, 2004, 02:43:00 PM
I will be staying Saturday night for sure.  Depending on rates I can get from a friend I might be staying Friday also.  But if you are only staying one night, stay Saturday night.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on June 14, 2004, 04:34:00 AM
Cory, I was reminded this weekend why I can't make it to the rally next weekend.  It is my grandma's 98th b-day.  This is special because you see, my grandma, at 98, lives alone, cooks and cleans for herself, and has to walk up a flight of stairs to get to her apartment, and has a mind that is as sharp as a tack.  My dad has to call her to remember things.   How is that for incredible.  I love my grandma.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 14, 2004, 11:52:00 AM
Wow, that's really great.  What is her secret?  I would pay to know.  (http://smile.gif)   I guess I can let it slide then.  Tell her Happy Birthday!
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on June 14, 2004, 03:32:00 PM
Is she single and available?????????????/
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 14, 2004, 07:51:00 PM
Yep....he went there hehe  (http://graemlins/Oo.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on June 17, 2004, 05:52:00 PM
ooops!!!  Sorry Bill, I didnt mean to tell them the story, it just slipped, ya, thats it, it slipped,  No Bill, I cannot lie, it's Dave......he's holding a phone to my head.....NO, NO more barking songs pleeasseee"  "OK Dave, I give in"  Just pleas stop the barking dog song I Can't take it any more.   OK heres the story,

The feds came in and bugged the beauty shop he ran, in New Jersey.  His clients were the very cream of "the Families".  Bills favorite clients were the old women, These women knew secrets that only their husbands know.  And boy do women love to bitch when the opportunity presents itself.  Bills job, besides orally gratifying 89 year old grey haired women dressed all in black, was to make sure that he ran a place that was condusive to making the old broads talk. Which was ironic, because it seems that bill couldnt talk after servicing his client.

Oh it was a big to do for a while, the trial lasted for years, and Billiam went into the witness protection program. First as Billamena, "The ugly stripper"  Then there was "Willamena" (Bill don't seem to have much imagination with names does he) And I was just wondering how the re-attachment went.

  My Grandpa, (God rest his soul) served in Korea with Bill.  He said that Bill "collected feet"  I thought that was a bit wierd.  

He's back to Bill again, and runs an extremely strange shoe store, there have been more freak accidents at that place then anywhere in the world.

His brother, Englebert owns a prosthetics factory.  Specializing in womens feet.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on June 18, 2004, 04:14:00 PM
The above is an example of what happens when you stay up late while on pain killers and muscle relaxers.  Sometimes what we write the night before does not quite fly the next day.  But I must admit.  It's almost worth it just for the phrase "Billimena "The Ugly Stripper"".  

sorry to have messed up your thread cory
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on June 18, 2004, 04:25:00 PM
bobby baby, if I wasn't laughing so hard, you'd be sleeping with the fishes.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 18, 2004, 09:54:00 PM
haha, it's ok Bob, I think it's entertaining just to watch.   (http://smile.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: STE_6000 on June 19, 2004, 07:22:00 AM
The imagination of that comes from bob amazes me. hehe
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: lionhrt on June 19, 2004, 03:34:00 PM
I want more of the "Tales of Bill-According to Dr. Bob
wooof woof woof

wooof wooof wooof woof wooof
 
woof
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on June 19, 2004, 05:01:00 PM
I'm being offered a guest role on the sopranos next season.
I'm gonna fit my enemies with cement shoes, thus my nickname-
the cement shoe killer.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on June 20, 2004, 02:09:00 PM
how about "The Concrete Cad"
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on June 24, 2004, 02:05:00 PM
Cory, I won't be able to make it there saturday, sorry.  I really hope you have a good turnout and a good time.  Let us all know how it went.  And most important......PICTURES ....
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 24, 2004, 06:01:00 PM
Awww Bob I thought we had a deal?  You come to mine and I'll come to yours  (http://smile.gif)   No it's all good, it should be a pretty good turnout for the 2nd Annual Meet.  We had about 4 show up last year, and we have about 6-8 that have "confirmed" their exsistence, so we'll see.  You really never know how many people will be there until it happens, you know how it goes.  I am still looking at going to yours, but I dunno yet.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 27, 2004, 06:45:00 PM
Well, the meet was a success.  Unfortunately more people didn't make it though.  I think there were 5-6 Capris there, which isn't too bad for the second year I don't think.  I think Al Petrusky will be helping me host it next yea in Topeka.  His wife's parents live there and there is a lake and probably will be having a big bar b q out there too.  Planning already   (http://smile.gif)    Pictures are posted at www.2nerfixx.com/photoshare (http://www.2nerfixx.com/photoshare)
 
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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Fooser2 on June 29, 2004, 01:21:00 AM
Thought I took more pictures than I did but I guess I got so caught up in the moment ... the pics fell by the wayside.  Had a lot of fun ... got lot's of information ... and it was waaaaay cool to see 5 Capri's darting in and out of traffic.  Hope the weather holds out for the Rockford meet!

Anyway ..... the pics are on page four of the following link:

 Car Domain (http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/629985/1)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on June 29, 2004, 02:34:00 AM
Speaking of the Freeport/Rockford meet, I'm not sure where you are in East IA, although this is way ahead right now, since I'll be traveling through IA to get there is there anybody else that I could pick up coming through and we could drive in together?  Just checking....
 
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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Fooser2 on June 29, 2004, 08:29:00 AM
Maquoketa is halfway between Dubuque and the Quad Cities.  If you plan to use Highway 20 I could meet you in Dubuque ... if you plan to use Interstate 80 I could meet you in the Quad Cities.  The Quad Cities has a couple Capri owners that get together so there may be the potential of picking up 3 or 4 for the caravan there.  And if Tom gets all those parts out of the back of his truck and on his car .... you could pick him up in Des Moines!!   (http://smile.gif)

Weather dependent of course.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on July 14, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
OK Scott, it's official, I will be going to the Rockford meet!  When it gets a little closer we can make plans to meet on the way there and "caravan" to the race track.  Now to find a hotel close to the area.  I will consult Dr Bob for that.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 15, 2004, 05:46:00 AM
Personally, I would be wary of any hotel dr bob takes you to.
After all, what do we really know about "dr bob"
What kind of dr calls himself dr bob
And is he really a dr?
Where did he get his degree?
Does he offer little kids at bustops a piece of candy and a ride in his most beautiful capri?
Does he flash his 3 nipples?

These are the questions I would ask before booking a hotel room with dr bob.
PS- get soap on a rope, hang the rope round your neck.
This way you CANNOT drop the soap in the shower.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 15, 2004, 06:05:00 AM
Billy, Billy, Billy.  One thing people have learned on this list is, I am not the one to be afraid of.  LOL


nipples rule
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 15, 2004, 11:00:00 AM
What's really great is I take on all you guys at once, nobody to watch my back.
And try as hard as you can, but nobody beats me down.
Oh davey boy tries, but I beat him into a pulp
each & every time and he dissapears for weeks at a time- usually under the guise of a work trip.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 15, 2004, 01:10:00 PM
Hey, is that what you chant into the mirror each morning to get you going?

Billy, this way, you know we care.  If we did'nt like ya, we wouldnt rag on ya.  And well, sometimes it's just so easy.  

Next month at theaters near you, "Herb Tarlic" as "Billimena the UGLY Stripper"   .....A touching story of a confused hermorphadite and his best friend "Harry" the horny sea otter.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: lionhrt on July 15, 2004, 02:26:00 PM
Oh give me a break, you wouldnt trust any hotel that Dr. Bob would recomend???????????? Why is that is it because the one`s he would reccomend aren`t like the ones you pick out...you know the ones that rent out by the hour and clean sheets are 10 bucks extra????   (http://graemlins/tounge.gif)  
I have hear that you get frequent flyer miles at those hotels and next week you are taking your family and next door neighbors family to Europe all on your miles

p.s i`m back
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 15, 2004, 02:36:00 PM
Welcome back Dave, I was getting bored with no one to beat up.
BTW, how do you know about those "short stay" hotels??????????????
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 15, 2004, 02:39:00 PM
It's DAVEY, the horney sea otter.
He plays my sidekick who partys with my leftovers and rejects.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: lionhrt on July 15, 2004, 11:02:00 PM
oh please Bill we all know you have no such thing as a reject. I have even heard about the time you accidentily went to the drag show and you said what the h#ll since you were already there you might as well get lucky
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 16, 2004, 05:39:00 AM
I remember that nite at the drag show.
You look MAHVELOUS
In your high heel shoes and your low neck sweater.
And that push up bra you wore was the icing on the cake.
It really opened my eyes up.
And of course, you did my zipper.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: pmpsht on July 16, 2004, 07:04:00 AM
Boy, lol I sure asked the wrong question with the hotel thing.  Opened up a whole to world of beat downs  (http://smile.gif)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 16, 2004, 09:59:00 AM
Cory- you better stay out of this b/c dave and bob, who btw are engaged to eachother, get very jealous.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: lionhrt on July 16, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Its funny that you bring up high heels. I remember that when you closed your shoe store you were always talking about all the pairs of high heels you had left over and how they made you feel pretty. If you rememeber back when you fell off you high heels and broke your ankle it was me and Dr. Bob who sent you get well cards........tsk tsk how they forget
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 16, 2004, 03:18:00 PM
And I thanked you guys for them, didn't I?
Now moving on- how many carats was the ring dr bob gave you?

BTW, I still wear em every chance I get.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 16, 2004, 05:28:00 PM
I think poor Billy has spent to much time down there in florida hanging out with the grape smugglers.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 16, 2004, 05:41:00 PM
Well we all know what happens to grapes with age, don't we?  Yep, our dear friend Bill is a raisin smuggler.  I'm sorry to out you Bill.  

As you know they do make prosthetic testicles.  I think as a group, we should help our fellow Capri fanatic.  I suggest we send donations to the "Lets Help Bill Fill His Scrotum Again" fund.

Of course we know that Bill Can not be trusted with the money himself (he's a recovering Botox injection junkie) So, send all the money you can to me, and I will see to it that Bill gets all the help he can get.

With your generous donations, Bill can become a teste model in blue magazines.  No longer will people see Bill in a bathing suit and laugh.  Lets turn those rasins into plums for our good friend Bill.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 17, 2004, 02:27:00 PM
lol, send those contributions to my pay pal account.
It's billgabor@att.net.
Like dr bob's wanker, no donation is too small.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 19, 2004, 05:01:00 AM
Or to large.  But remember Don't send the money to Bill.  He will just use it for botox injections.
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 19, 2004, 02:29:00 PM
If the truth be known RobertOH, I'm saving up to have a third nipple transplanted onto me.
Question for you, is yours dead center in the middle or is skewerd a little to the left or the right.
And if you can email me a picture of your "triplets" that would be greatly appreciated.
I remain, in awe of you.
XOXO
 
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Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: drbob on July 19, 2004, 04:06:00 PM
Hey Billy, did you notice the hits on this thread?  People who read it equate it to watching a train wreck.  They just cant help themselves.  They know there is going to be carnage, but still they read on, only to exclaim "holy crap, I can't believe he said that.  

The questions mount.

1.  is lion heart a man or a woman
2.  is Razz a man or a woman
3.  is razz gay
4.  does davey even know bills wife
5.  does drbob have three nipples
6.  if he does, where are they
7.  whats penis reduction surgery,
8.  and why did drbob need it
9.  Just who is Billimena the ugly stripper
10. does Bill lick davey's toes.
11. shouldnt drbob be in some sort of a care facility.
12. if drbob is not nuts, he must share the drugs he's on with the rest of us
13  bill, how much botox does it take to minimize the suprized look after a face lift.

Well, we all know I can go on and on (please dont) I can tell a story about bills first time fishing. (Noooooooo) Or what happened last saturday at the pediatrists convention. (have mercy)

but I will stop hear.  (thank you)
Title: 2nd Annual Midwest Capri Rally
Post by: Razzamatazzboca on July 19, 2004, 05:27:00 PM
hahahahahahahaha
very good bobby.
A proctologist with a sense of humor.
Or is it a nippleologist?

And the hits just keep on coming-
or is it the answers.....

1. is lion heart a man or a woman
Answer- he's both

2. is Razz a man or a woman
Answer- he's a man not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side or be in touch with himself

3. is razz gay
Answer- he's not gay but he's willing to learn

4. does davey even know bills wife
Answer- only in the biblical sense

5. does drbob have three nipples
Answer- there is photographic documentation proving it

6. if he does, where are they
Answer- 2 in the normal place and one in the middle 4 inches above the belly button

7. whats penis reduction surgery,
8. and why did drbob need it
Answer- to 7 & 8- it was only a dream bobby, just a dream

9. Just who is Billimena the ugly stripper
Answer- my alter ego

10. does Bill lick davey's toes.
Answer- only when he has toe crud

11. shouldnt drbob be in some sort of a care facility.
Answer- he's been banned from most of em for impersonating a doctor

12. if drbob is not nuts, he must share the drugs he's on with the rest of us
Answer- dr bob takes excedrin PM in the Am and buzzes through the day

13 bill, how much botox does it take to minimize the suprized look after a face lift.
Answer- the same amount dr bob used on his penis implant, unfortunately it was really preparation H and dr bob's member shrunk even more

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